Three guys, a Bears fan, a Packers Fan, and a Vikings fan are out walking together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. "I will give you each one wish, that's three wishes total," says the Genie.

The Vikings fan says, "I am a fisherman, my dad was a fisherman, and my son will also be a fisherman. I want the waters of Minnesota to forever be plentiful with fish." With a blink of the Genie's eye, 'FOOM' the waters of  Minnesota were forever made plentiful with fish.

The Packer fan was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around Wisconsin, so that no infidels, Bears Fans or Vikings Fans can come into our precious state." Again, with a blink of the Genie's eye, 'POOF' there was a huge wall around Wisconsin.

Next the Bears fan asks, "I'm very curious. Please tell me more about this wall." The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 150 feet high, 50 feet thick and completely surrounds the state; nothing can get in or out."

The Bears fan says, "Fill it up with water."