Two boys were playing football in Nashville when one of the boys is attacked by a huge rabid dog. Thinking quickly, the other boy rips a board off the nearby fence, wedges it down the dog's collar and twists, breaking the dog's neck.

A reporter was driving by, sees the incident and stops to interview the heroic boy. "Young Vol Fan Saves Friend From Vicious Animal" he says aloud as he writes in his notebook.

"But I'm not a Vol fan", the little hero replies.

"Sorry, since we are in Nashville, I assumed you were" said the reporter and he starts over.

"Young Vandy Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack" he says aloud as he writes in his notebook.

"I'm not a Vandy fan either", the boy replies.

"I assumed everyone in this area was either for the Vols or Vandy. What team do you root for?" the reporter asked.

"I'm an Alabama fan" the boy replied. The reporter rips the page out of his notebook and starts over.

"Little Redneck Bastard Kills Beloved Family Pet".