Recently, a radio talk show host in Portland, Ore., asked her audience to come up with an official name for the new Clinton $1.7 million house in Chappaqua, New York. Her call-in contest required the names to be in relative good taste, original, and should capture the essence of one or both of the Clintons. The response was overwhelming! Some names nominated for the Clinton's new home included:

• Perjurers' Palace
• HillBilly Villa
• The House of Bill's Repute
• Drawers Downs
• Cheatem Estates
• Castle of Contempt
• Sin Simeon
• The House That Terry Bought
• The Knee Pad
• The White Trash House
• The Blight House
• The Panderosa
• Liars' Lair
• Bill & Hill's Bribe & Breakfast
• The Clinton Compost
• Dogpatch on the Hudson
• Rancho Immoral
• Deceitful Domicile
• Monica's Man's Manor
• The Hen House
• The Out House
• The Big House
• The Love Shack
• Lucifer's Lair
• House of the Rising Son
• The House of Seven Felonies
• Cottage of Contempt
• Motel Sex
• But the clear, hands-down winner was------:

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