FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER, 8 YEARS OLD.
HATEFUL LITTLE DOG.
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FREE PUPPIES:
1/2 COCKER SPANIEL
1/2 SNEAKY NEIGHBOR'S DOG
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FREE PUPPIES
PART GERMAN SHEPHERD
PART STUPID DOG
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GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 LBS
NEUTERED. SPEAKS GERMAN. FREE
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FOUND: DIRTY WHITE DOG
LOOKS LIKE A RAT...
BEEN OUT AWHILE.
BETTER BE REWARD
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1 MAN, 7 WOMAN HOT TUB -- $850/OFFER
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AMANA WASHER $100
OWNED BY CLEAN BACHELOR WHO
SELDOM WASHED.
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SNOW BLOWER FOR SALE...
ONLY USED ON SNOWY DAYS
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2 WIRE MESH BUTCHERING GLOVES:
1 5-finger, 1 3-finger, Pair: 15.
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TICKLE ME ELMO, STILL IN BOX, COMES WITH
ITS OWN 1988 MUSTANG, 5L AUTO.
EXCELLENT CONDITION $6800
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STAR WARS JOB OF THE HUT - $15
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SOFT & GENITAL BATH TISSUES OR FACIAL TISSUE: 89
CENTS
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FULL SIZED MATTRESS. 20 YR. WARRANTY.
LIKE NEW. SLIGHT URINE SMELL
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FREE 1 CAN OF PORK & BEANS
WITH PURCHASE OF 3 BR 2 BATH HOME
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FOR SALE:
LEE MAJORS (6 MILLION DOLLAR MAN) - $50
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NORDIC TRACK - $300. HARDLY USED.
CALL CHUBBIE
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BILL'S SEPTIC CLEANING
"WE HAUL AMERICAN MADE PRODUCTS"
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HUMMELS - LARGEST SELECTION EVER
"IF IT'S IN STOCK, WE HAVE IT."
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GET A LITTLE JOHN:
THE TRAVELING URINAL
HOLDS 2 1/2 BOTTLES OF BEER.
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HARRISBURG POSTAL EMPLOYEES GUN CLUB
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GEORGIA PEACHES
CALIFORNIA GROWN
89 CENTS LB.
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NICE PARACHUTE:
NEVER OPENED - USED ONCE
SLIGHTLY STAINED
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FREE: FARM KITTENS - READY TO EAT
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AMERICAN FLAG
60 STARS - POLE INCLUDED $100
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TIRED OF WORKING FOR ONLY $9.75 PER HOUR?
WE OFFER PROFIT SHARING AND FLEXIBLE HOURS.
STARTING PAY: $7 - $9 PER HOUR
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EXERCISE EQUIPMENT:
QUEEN SIZE MATTRESS & BOX SPRINGS - $175
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JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
MUST SELL WASHER AND DRYER $300
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LAWYER SAYS CLIENT IS NOT THAT GUILTY
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ALZHEIMER'S CENTER PREPARES FOR AN AFFAIR TO REMEMBER
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GAS CLOUD CLEARS OUT TACO BELL
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OPEN HOUSE
BODY SHAPERS TONING SALON
FREE COFFEE & DONUTS
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KELLOGG'S POT FARTS - $1.99
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FULLY COOKED BONELESS SMOKED MAN - $2.09 LB.
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FOR SALE BY OWNER
COMPLETE SET OF ENCYCLOPEDIA BRITANNICA. 45 VOLUMES
EXCELLENT CONDITION. $1000/BEST OFFER
NO LONGER NEEDED. GOT MARRIED. WIFE KNOWS EVERYTHING